Hole. Lee. Crap.
I just zipped my luggage closed (by sitting on it) and weighed it, and lemme just tell ya... I am way over any weight restriction for ANY airline. I'm talkin' 30lbs/15kg overweight (assuming I fall into the 60lb/30kg weight allowance category. if not I am really screwed). Malev charges $15US per kilo overweight.. so I'm looking at about $225US, which is about $269CAN. Plus taxes.

*choke*

Why must I be such a diva.. WHY?? And here I thought I was doing so well! I was wrong... so very wrong. Visa will be very happy to hear that this will be a costly miscalculation.